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i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

the fujoshi who sleeps with rpf under her pillow is a fool every night but one

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

speedrun

She took a called shot around the curvature of the earth for this one