WAAAHG

i should probably jack me penis today i think

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

delivery guy threw my bananas this morning well thats just fine you might as well. and fuck my tight little hole while youre at it. and beat me. and beat me senseless

no other webbed site has this. you think you can open threads and see something like this? bluesky? hell no. home grown and certified fresh tumblr original right here. thank you for your service cottoncandylesbo

Me Skump

Hi Skump

she/her makes you feel happy and fuzzy I know it, you are a girl no matter what. seriously. don't water yourself down to appease people especially Transmisogynists.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

✋

A actual fucking hero dude

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.