Machine at Midnight

FUCK YOU AFFINI COMPACT!!!!

canon facts about big blitum:

Full name is Blitum Alitis, 6th bloom (alitis means like asshole in greek lmao)

constantly lies about bloom count to seem more trustworthy

he learned about terran masculinity and misogyny from like tv and movies and weird dudebros, so he just thinks its some cool aesthetic and has no idea of the real harm it caused/malice behind it (he would be disgusted to find out)

he has a floret who acts like a '50s housewife, but she's trans and HARD into it, and honestly blitum doesn't fully know the full dynamics of trans misogyny kink he just thinks its fun and clearly she likes it

he acts aggressive and douchey but yknow he is an affini so he is good intentioned at heart, he just has fun with it

the fucking fic that makes you little

she thought she wasn’t into cgl

i check her blog later

> YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Jump drive thump sound*

> 255.7

*biorhythm sound*

> REAL FLORET FM

*dog clicker*

> WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT FLUFF FLUFF AND MORE FLUFF

*hypnotic snap sound*

*hab Ai chime*

> THIS AIN’T YOUR OLDBLOOM’S STATION

> YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Jump drive thump sound*

> 255.7

*biorhythm sound*

> REAL FLORET FM

*dog clicker*

> WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT FLUFF FLUFF AND MORE FLUFF

*hypnotic snap sound*

*hab Ai chime*

> THIS AIN’T YOUR OLDBLOOM’S STATION