Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

I have GOT to stop spending $30

computa make my mutuals have a great day

lowkey i am anguished

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars