Achromatic Twisted Aeronaut

Mother noob: [Holding her child closer] Oh my baby... You... I hope you never find out...

"I just want to make this clear, as soon as it hits July 5th, I'm stealing this display. I'm not asking for permission. I'm making a statement, as soon as it hits midnight July 5th, this fucker is in my car. If you're wondering where it went, Don't, because I'm telling you right now. I will have it."

I need to explain why I need this so badly. This is an artifact of pure capitalism, with layers upon layers of abstraction, to become a clear vision of how this country is willing to wring an individual for profit.

This display is a bust of Macho Man Randy Savage. Randy Mario Poffo has been dead for 15 years, but the rights to his likeness can be licensed. So he's still essentially a mascot for Slim Jim.

What appeals to me so much about this display is that it's the likeness of a dead man used to sell jerky. The memory of this man is being used to sell you meat molded into a tube. Decked out in stars and stripes, a direct violation of the US flag code. § 8 H, I, and J.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

"I just want to make this clear, as soon as it hits July 5th, I'm stealing this display. I'm not asking for permission. I'm making a statement, as soon as it hits midnight July 5th, this fucker is in my car. If you're wondering where it went, Don't, because I'm telling you right now. I will have it."

I need to explain why I need this so badly. This is an artifact of pure capitalism, with layers upon layers of abstraction, to become a clear vision of how this country is willing to wring an individual for profit.

This display is a bust of Macho Man Randy Savage. Randy Mario Poffo has been dead for 15 years, but the rights to his likeness can be licensed. So he's still essentially a mascot for Slim Jim.

What appeals to me so much about this display is that it's the likeness of a dead man used to sell jerky. The memory of this man is being used to sell you meat molded into a tube. Decked out in stars and stripes, a direct violation of the US flag code. § 8 H, I, and J.

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in