I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

do not have discord sex i was stroking my shit and discord face id'ed my cock as the 5300 year old mummy otzi i can't log in anymore

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

trauma dumpling

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This on bootyshorts would go crazy

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with