razzle dazzle

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

heated rivalry era OVER ❌️🙅‍♀️ it's project hail mary time now. get those gay men off my screen i need the nerd and that rock spider STAT

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

just thinking about the father (yuri on ice) the son (heated rivalry) and the holy spirit (check, please!)

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

it’s so funny that shane is a landlord, can you imagine if your landlord was sidney crosby and you had to text him like ‘hi sidney crosby, my oven isn’t working right :/’ and sidney crosby would have to be like ‘ok well i’m at the olympics so i’ll send someone to check it out, no problem’