Behind The Wallpaper

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

Like idk man it’s crazy I’m looking at every PWHL teams instagram and I don’t see a single highlight reel for any of the players picked including first round players but I do see them pretending to put on lip gloss and mascara. Now that I’m not hyperfocusing on what picks are coming up next this is pissing me off more. What the hell

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers