Bad things about postpartum: coffee makes me sweat. Like a lot. Like full beads of sweat, leaving sweaty handprints everywhere. This is happening during a time when caffeine is so important

This is to say I have changed me name and am months later planning a funeral party for my old name

I wanna go home and have a meal and turn on my lights and listen to music and just aasnfkf flvdnakc I’m so so lucky but also aaahhh

Jobs shouldn’t be allowed to do this because how am I supposed to know how weird to be in the answer? Do I say I’m a fanfic writer with a small but consistent following? Do I say I’ve made experimental video art as able to be seen on my YouTube? Do I just put “I survived thevmishapocalypse and that’s all you need to know”?? Or do I give some professional answer like that I always volunteer for projects at work??