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I was about to erase my account and whatnot, but before I do that maybe I can make my time useful for once.

if I had a dime for every time fandoms tried to solve racism with a queer ship I'd be fucking rich

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it physically hurts my brain to watch this video clip and not hear the dramatic music sting from young frankenstein

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

who up feeling like they weren't made for this world

It is time

This is actually me. I love this time of year.

Yeah, this is why diamonds are a girl's best friend. Because they can be pawned if a woman has been abandoned and needs to have money on hand to rebuild a life.