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can’t stop thinking about holy mountain noel asking reader about her bush and asking her to grow it again… thats a real MAN
Girl……. That was possibly my favourite part to write of that interlude? I was like yes he’s gotta notice this and he’s gotta make some snarky comment and tease her about it and he’s gonna be nasty af and incredibly sexy and so body positive and so MANLY and we will all then forgive him for his sins
im very curious about how you picture reader in your mind?? like a part of where she’s from/age blabla how do you imagine her physically? does she has any particular thing on her like a tattoo or a piercing? or summat she likes a lot that makes her her??
Hiii my love!! Well I try to not to be TOO specific on physical aspect when I write holy mountain sweet reader so that everyone can picture themselves if they want to 🙌🏻 haha but I believe I still mentioned a few things about her. Of course you can picture her however you prefer but in my mind she is: a very classic girl! In the sense that she doesn’t call the attention at all in the uk and could go let’s say “unnoticed”. She’s brunette with brown eyes in my mind, hair long and slightly wavy. She’s petit as in she’s shorter than Noel and even though she’s tiny she’s got big breasts as it’s been mentioned in the series haha, I wouldn’t call her a skinny girl. she has a belly button piercing, this I’ve mentioned and that was a bit of self-projection cause I’ve had one since being a teen and for me that’s like peak millennial, like Gen X had tramp-stamp tattooes, millennials have belly button piercings and Gen Z have doodles tattoos ahah.
I think that even though she’s an “ordinary” girl she has like a particular glow that catches the attention of people. A very sweet disposition and luminous smile, like she is a very warm girl and gives everyone around her the feeling of being “at home”, hope that makes sense? Ahah
And she dresses like with a bit of fifties inspiration because it flatters her body figure and because she’s quirky and cute that way omg I realised I love her so much Noel how dare you make her suffer I’m going to write you jump off a bridge now
the kindergarten teacher one… oh i NEED that with my whole being
Hiiii anon you know what I think it’s an idea with a lot of potential… maybe even a short series, not long like Holy Mountain but two or three parts… would you like that?? 🧚🏼🧚🏼

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Oh my god…Shakermaker was everything I need and has been living rent free in my head!!!
Her pulling his zipper down with her teeth…him trying to pick the lock on the door…YES.
“he devours you with his eyes. you like to wind him up but sometimes he becomes a bit scary when in such a state, vexed and high off his mind. it makes you so wet.” This is it, you’ve hit the nail on the head 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
And when she talks to his dick it’s so sweet and funny but then he immediately rails her into the mattress? #needthat
You’re a fucking genius.
—-veruschkaaaa
Oh my beloved veruschka it’s always a sunny day when I get a message from you 🌞
Those two are really matching each others freak and dare I say she out freaks him even a little bit!!! I like that idea of Noel being uptight and super organised and her being a bit of a dork but laid back at the same time and telling him to take a chill pill 🙌🏻 I’m so glad you liked it!!
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More fanfictions of argentinians sarcasm x britains dry humor are needed and the coven decided you should write about it (we'll pay you) (cash, or transference,. name it girl we'll give you the money needed)
OMG THE COVEN HAS SPOKEN ajdjdjsjs I love you you made me laugh out loud
Well then I guess I’LL HAVE TO DO IT 🔮🔮🔮and I’ll do it for free that’s how devoted I am to that old man
i want to say that shakermaker is quite possibly the BEST thing i’ve read on this app in a WHILE
I’m BLUSHING SO MUCH ✨
Just for curiosity what were your methods to know so many brit slangs?? Like mostly all i do is listen to their interviews and connect the dots on what it means yk, ( "eeyare", "ferries", "hooligan",. etc ) just wanna know your methods because yes i always grew with the yankee english but at the time to write i wanna try something different jiji
I always love the way you write so fluently its inspirational fr mwamwa
Hi love!! You are too kind and sweet 🙌🏻✨ tbh I don’t have a method or anything like that… been an Anglophile for most of my life honestly haha. It really helps to watch uk tv shows as that gives you a bit more of everyday language I think? But other than that I’m not sure 🤔
Random Noel fanfic ideas I might write if I ever achieve my dream of living off private income (I'm watering down my shampoo to make it last longer as I type):
2000s recently divorced Noel hooking up with his daughter's kindergarten teacher
peak addict 90s Noel having a very toxic situationship with a crew girl
verge-on-oasis-break-up Noel hooking up with Liam's wife (this one would be messy af)
current Noel going out with a middle class 30 yo oh wait that already happened in real life
Ok so I kept my promise and wrote Shakermaker for bullet number two, which means one of the other two should come in the future……….

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shakermaker…. wow we need more things like that. noel being a cunt and reader being even more of a cunt…. creaming
Hiiii anon I’m so glad you liked it 🧚🏼🧚🏼 I love writing Noel being a cunt but he was also a bit pathetic on this one and that was so much fun to writeeee I also loved writing a reader who doesn’t bend to every whim of his, you’re gonna have to crawl a bit little man!!! And them hitting each other…… I know it’s wrong but…….. hot
This right here this is exactly how I picture Holy Mountain Noel when I write him 🪻🌚
also and thats the last one i promise i dont wanna be a pain in the arse
noel opening reader’s clobber and seeing her ex boyfriend’s stuff and going like “wtf is all that shit? posh cunt didnt even know how to buy a proper shirt?” “of course he prefers nike over adidas he is an idiot” or reader offering him some of the boyfriend shirts or summat coz his shirt got dirty and him like “i rather go naked showing my arse or wearing your knickers to everyone that wear that cunt shit.”
I love you anon all your comments and thoughts are PURE GOLD you keep sending them this way please!!! 🌻🌻 you can never be a pain actually THE EXACT OPPOSITE let’s talk let’s be friends 🫂 🫂
I LOVE this idea like Noel seeing that readers life continued without him and there are traces about it all over. Also so strange you mention Chris……….. would you be opposed to……… reading a bit more about him in the future………..
GIRL you absolutely ate this last one shot, i love the way you characterize noel please never stop writing smut about him, we girls have needs and you do it so good 😝
OMG girl thank you so much ✨✨✨ I have watched so many hours of Noel in interviews that they have to serve for something ahaha you can be cool as I’ll continue writing about that old man he gets me going a LOT so 💅🏻
sooo making love anon here again.
im so glad you liked the idea jsjsjj i was like fuck maybe thats too soft for them but i can’t help it especially now that noel has finally open up with reader and he is like hello i love you you know i love you? i love you have you listen to what i said? i love you
i know thats pretty difficult to fit but imagine him waking her up the morning after they came back together. him preparing her breakfast (in the most noel way possible aka burn coffee and burn toasts) and then waking her up slowly, kissing her all over, whispering against her skin blabla… and then making love to her and not shutting and all you said and reader going like you wanted to fuck me with a microphone 8h ago and now you just want missionary whats wrong with you old man. and him like “shut up, can’t a man make love to his GIRLFRIEND.”
also i loved that u mention noel wasnt as thiner as in their 2017 era so i can only imagine reader worshiping his whooole body. god im obsessed
and also (last one i promise) dunno how that would fit but imagine noel starting to wear somethin reader gave him without telling her. like something very small like a small thread bracelet or one of the badges he wears… i know she would die i already can picture her messages to him
OH. MY. GOD.
Anon take my money pls I want you to write this. No even better I’ll just copy paste this and post it and give you all the credit this is PURRFECT
HIM CALLING HER HIS GIRLFRIEND. WHY DONT YOU JUST SHOOT ME AND BE DONE WITH IT
NOT HER CALLING HIM OUT ON ALL THE NASTY THINGS HE SAYS HE WANTS TO DO TO HER AJDKDJSJA THAT IS SO GOOOOOD I CREAMED MY KNICKERS
I love all of this there’s no words I’m gonna have to go and write it but it will not match your level of perfection 🧚🏼🧚🏼🧚🏼🧚🏼

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thinking about noel and holy mountain reader making love instead of fucking madly for once (at least for a bit hahah). im thinking about noel being the one to initiate it with reader trying some messy thing and noel going like “no, wait a second, love. let me fuck you slow for a bit, just… just like this, please.” and her like wow whats wrong with you but of course loving it and then maybe making some cheeky comment to him like “you are all soft for me mr grumpy.” and peppering hell all over with kisses and him like stopthat but of course fucking adoring everything (maybe even her leaving some mark on him who knows………)
ANON
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Also I can’t believe this because this thought has been at the very back of my head and I was like ok I can’t fit it anywhere in the narrative right now I guess I’ll just forget about it but NOW
Now I’m gonna have to write a blurb of this because you’ve put it into words and ITS BECOME A NECESSITY
Also not her asking what’s wrong with you djdbdsjsjdjs because he tells her not to call him daddy for a bit or not to get all sloppy ajdfjdjs Noel you created a monster
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