until infinity, proudly so

BIG LOBSTER NEWS apparently an orange lobster at the university of New England had babies and half of them are orange and half are normal

Her name is Cheddar

Beatrice: You can’t keep offering to eat me out till my headache goes away when you’re the one giving me those headaches in the first place!

Something about Dani and Jamie, Bill and Frank, love stories cultivated in the heart of horror. Something about finding queer love, gay love, human and fallible and worth cupping hands around and protecting even in the darkest of times. Something about stumbling into your person when you least expect them, when your mind is fixed firmly on pain and survival, and letting their light open you up. Something about choosing to wake up every day and cherish this person, even when it’s hard, even when they’re being broken down right before your eyes. Something about saying “I am marrying you, not in the eyes of others, but in our hearts where it matters—legality be damned”.

this is what i’m sayin

Remember this impressive skill?

I see your “Ava took beginner classes with four year olds"

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.