🦌 Fear the Deer 🦌

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it