I'll be your Champion of Ash!

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

Squelliosis goodbye

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you