Incorrect Quotes

Bob: ....Uh. What...what's going on there buddy?

The Void: I want to make love to you.

Sue: What did you say?

Bucky: Love to see you try.

-9 Months Later-

Bucky: *in bed holding a new born baby* What the actual fuck?

Abel: Well you did say you’ll love to see me try.

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Lmao

Jason: He broke up with me.

Duke: Oh my god, why?

Jason: Cause it’s black history month, and the reason he said and I quote “It’s black history month, I can’t be fuckin’ a white man right now.”

Duke: Um, okay, you don’t seem upset about it.

Tim: Spontaneous.

Bart: What? Yeah, too much ambitchin.

Tim: Ambition.

Bart: Why do you keep repeating everything I say?

Tim: Why do you keep pronouncing everything wrong?

Bart: Why are you not hearing things right?

Tim:

Kon: It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Jason: Oh, so you hate me.

Daniel: Oh my God, Jason, we already have three anyway. We don't need another one.

Sam: What did he do?

Ava: What are you talking about, Walker?

John: I'm talking about that Bucky has two boyfriends, one of them being Captain freaking America, and Bob having a hot boyfriend and a sexy ass girlfriend. Like this is the greed they talking about in the Bible.

Yelena: Oh, you're just jealous that they can keep two partners and you couldn't even keep one.