give me the creeps

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

you should never ask a woman how many mg are in the edible she’s feeding you. have some fucking manners

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.