give me the creeps

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

go home ->cry-> play video game✅

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

like to charge reblog to cast

That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

Movement nudge! The movements you do now will be a treat for future you. So nudging you to get up and move!

Legally, lesbians should be allowed to execute everyone with a dyke-breaking kink. With swords.