(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but iβm guessing thatβs not what you want to hear
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but iβm guessing thatβs not what you want to hear

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Also I talk a lot about how embarrassing it is to be in angry love with Wei Wuxian, but when they first have to recite the Wen laws, and he activities little shit mode to be like βIβll read the Wen laws :)β and then recites the precepts of the Lan Clanβif I was Lan Wangji coming fresh off my clanβs recent massacre, Iβd also be so so so in love with him. Thatβs sexy and deeply romantic on both a personal and a geopolitical level. Thatβs the best kind of complex and sexy. Iβm actually insane about this relationship. We say this a lot on this ole website but biting and biting and ripping and tearing for real, dude, for real.
Imagine you are a teen boy who is nicknamed essentially "We Have Very High Expectations For This One" and also you have to act perfectly because your parents' situationship is so extremely sloppy that it's a political issue, and also you are not very talkative and everyone universally finds you at least somewhat intimidating to approach, and your life is bound by over 3000 rules and some of the most important ones are self-inflicted by your pride, but then suddenly there's another teen boy who is unlike anyone you've met before (derogatory), and he won't stop bothering you, he won't stop going out of his way to tease you, he in fact won't ever leave you alone, he seems to want to spend time with you so badly if only to piss you off, and he seems to view the walls you've built around yourself as a fun little vaulting challenge, but he's also so annoying and irresponsible and disrespectful and charismatic and brave and good at fighting and sweet and loud and boorish and popular with people in every way you aren't, and he won't stop complementing you while tormenting you, and sometimes it seems like you're special?? to him???? but then he flirts the exact same way with someone else, and you've got to remind yourself that, no, you aren't special to him, this is just the Way He Is, so even if destiny seems to keep trying to throw you together, that's just because the universe is fundamentally cruel and you're gonna just compartmentalize this cringe-ass, extremely ill-advised crush because god forbid your pride get hurt, but also there's a moment in a cave after you've saved him and he's saved you and now you're trapped down here together, and you tell him to not flirt with people if he doesn't mean it, and he's accuses you of being jealous, and then suddenly a horrible new possibility occurs--that this teen boy who is unlike anyone you've met before (honorific) knows exactly what he is doing to you, that he is in fact trying to do this to you, that maybe you are not reading into something that isn't there, that maybe you ARE special to him, and there's a very very long pause where you're looking at him and he's looking at you, and you're like "THIS IS IT" without even knowing what "it" is, and then he smiles so brightly like he's figured out a mystery and says, "you've got a crush on that girl!" and NO ONE will ever know how impressive it is that you did not end this conversation by getting up and limping over to the demon tortoise so you can god willing instantly die but unfortunately there's literally years and years more of this bullshit to go
I too would simply bite the shit out of him and then not let go

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i know that binghe being extremely jealous isnβt βnormalβ or βsaneβ but iβm honestly on his side here. like his concerns that sqq will be stolen from him are pretty rational. i really think that almost every scum villain character, in the event that sqq would want to papapa with them, would agree almost immediately. sqq is the xianxia equivalent of helen of troy.
this is literally so funny because i didnβt know that when i wrote this post. tbf i was NOT paying attention when i read svsss
okay so I've got this headcanon for a while about Sheep era where Shirase and Chuuya kept trying miscellaneous insane things to test out his powers. Shirase launching random trash like cans and empty bottles at Chuuya like "come on bro! if you want to kick bullets in midair you gotta start bigger!" Basically like a batting cage but with litter.
Baby murder Seven was a efficient if nothing else. He was told "You would have won with a better sword" and jumps straight to "What is the strongest sword" and then fucking actually gets it. Wild.
Not to mention "I only kill targets".
little man took no bullshit. he said the fastest way from point a to b is a straight line. If he was playing botw he'd go straight to Ganon and fucking win.
21 y/o Seven would fuck around in side quests until he finally put the game down halfway through the castle and never picked it pack up lmao.
Critical part of of post-amnesia Seven is how he is completely, utterly uncool. The dumb round head. The dumb little topknot. His skinny little chicken legs sticking out from his shorts. The dumb hairdresser/food cart operator job. The dumb beach bum drawl. Pre-amnesia Seven talks like a dark and tragic hero (because he is one) and he's so cool that you forget he's a kid. But everything about post-amnesia Seven is calculated to remind you that he is 15, and stupid
Seven's date with Thirteen is THE funniest bit in this entire show. The practicing. The ridiculous outfit. The cd player for background music. Her dumbfounded expression the whole time. If the most pathetic guy I ever saw moonwalked out from behind a tree to say "hi... fancy meeting you here" while bleeding out from a stab wound I'd date him in an instant

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It's almost canon seven was just fucking raised by wolves or something.
In season 2 episode 8 it is heavily implied he was never taught martial arts. he "fights like a wild beast".
He's also really fucking stupid. Like never got any schooling stupid, never taught common sense stupid, AND socially stupid. He's despite this shown to pick up techniques and things visually very quickly. If it comes out he was raised in the woods by a fucking bear I would not be surprised. And not even a talking bear just a bear.
i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".
"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy
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Liu Qingge: No
Shen Qingqiu: But Liu-shidi deserves a disciple of his very own!
Liu Qingge: I donβt needβ
Shen Qingqiu:

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