i spend most weekends in a dark room all alone

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

this website is always finding new and exciting ways to prove this image true

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Imagine how fun 4th of July weekend and the whole 250th anniversary of the US would be if It Happened this week

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

Ryan reynolds pisses me off so bad

He's like a car commercial that turned into a real guy

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job