i spend most weekends in a dark room all alone

Imagine how fun 4th of July weekend and the whole 250th anniversary of the US would be if It Happened this week

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

Ryan reynolds pisses me off so bad

He's like a car commercial that turned into a real guy

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that