what matters is you, not the state of you.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

may this fandom realise that the person who loves you enough to die for you can still retain the capacity to hurt you immensely. abuse does not necessarily happen in the absence of love, it happens in the absence of respect and understanding.

Pour one out for #fitzchivalry farseer.

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

NO MORE

DIM MWY

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

Not enough people talk about Yue Qingyuan canonically ignoring orders and politeness to ask Shen Jiu about his wellbeing during Sect meetings. And no one talks about how everyone in the fucking Sect knows that Yue Qingyuan has some weird, one-sided obsession with Shen Jiu and they even use it as entertainment during said Sect meetings, cause watching him do all that while Shen Jiu doesn't acknowledge him is fucking hilarious

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that