Alissa

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

foolproof plan

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

icona pop said “i crashed my car into a bridge, i don’t care i love it” and we all really just accepted that

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

peace be with y’all

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

this is cute but im out here tryna be ridden like a goddamn racehorse

relationship goals: having one

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation