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Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they’re like “This is the honorable Mr. Chonks”.

“Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior.”

There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.

Klingons who go “pspspspsps” to get the Ship Cat to come hang out during break.

Orange Ship Cat that gets lost in the jeffires tubes and Klingon whose sole job is to go fetch the orange cat. He acts like he hates his job but he actually really adores his feline co-worker so much.

Klingon that always hands things to the Ship Cat so it can sniff it.

Klingon that intentionally grabs boxes to enrich Ship Cat’s little life. Sometimes they get multiple boxes and the crew bets on which box will be deemed “best box” by their fluffy little warrior.

Klingon that starts his work shift saying “Qapla'!” to Ship Cat who meows in return.

Newly Minted Ship Kitten climbing up to a Klingon Captain’s shoulder with her tiny needle claws while said Captain is attempting to be intimidating on the viewscreen.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Simon and Kate seeing other people flirt with Penelope…

Simon: OMG the lack of respect…

Kate: everyone knows she’s taken already!!!

Anthony:… excuse me??

Daphne: She is engaged? Oh, I’m so happy for her.

Kate:… isn’t she Colin’s bride

Simon: isn’t she Colin’s WIFE???

Daphne and Anthony: WHAT?? They’re not married

Simon: for christs sake!!! why they go everywhere unchaperoned then?

Toph: I ran away from home because these idiots could not find a proper earthbending teacher if their lives depended on it.

Zuko: Oh, you ran away?

Sokka: We found her in an underground earthbending competition and it turned out her parents didn’t know. They didn’t take the news that well.

Zuko: Right, that makes sense..

Aang: Actually I first saw her with a flying pig in a swamp! But maybe that doesn’t count, it was a hallucination after all.

Aang: nope, just Toph and the flying pig for me.

Katara: I saw my dead mother.

Sokka: Dead moon spirit girlfriend here.

Katara, slightly offended: what do you mean? We’re great at small talk!

Zuko: tell me about one normal experience you had in the past year.

Katara: easy! We went to… uh- we went to a library once?

Zuko: let me guess. The books tried to eat you.

Katara: no?!

Katara, coughing: it was a giant owl spirit.