mea culpa

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

*reading the newspaper in an argyle sweater while smoking a pipe* My Goodness.... a comic depicting a group of punk furries engaging in harm-reduction centered recreational drug use. What will these cats think of next! (camera pans up and closes in on my "im with her" calendar, it's November 7th, 2016)

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

but that's beyond the scope of this post

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