mea culpa

"gooner game" one look at the nukige i'm vaguely aware of would leave you comatose

not to be vague but.

girl whatevering my way through life

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

problematic plot relevance gap

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

I love life even if it breaks my heart all the time

kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

girl u need to slow down. your observations are too astute. your conclusions are too insightful. youre illuminating truths known to too few. calm down girl

let’s be mutuals again in our next life

Introductions to academic papers will be like "everyone knows that the sea is cold (citation), as well as salty (5 different citations). Things live in there (citation) and the environment is important to that (2 citations)"