water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

Ut

Not what it says.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

thank you dua lipa

the most kafkaesque thing was that i trusted u

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet