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we are all searching for unlimited redemption in the beer universe

i hesrd from my uncle who works at penis that they’re going to release a third ball soon

third ball has been rumoured since the franchise began but according to recent penis leaks (i disavow) there is currently NO plan to develop a third ball. this is yet more wishful thinking from an increasingly entitled fanbase

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.