Palace of Well-Earned Victories

>go to Draculas castle

Ok look I get where you’re coming from and here’s the thing: Draculas are crucial to their ecosystem. None of the information you’ve provided is accurate to North America, where Draculas are an extremely invasive species. I don’t get where you’re getting the “less than a thousand left” figure, unless you’re citing an out of date study from 2006. Their numbers are still worryingly low in Eastern Europe, but they’re not currently in danger of extinction.

This could all be avoided if people spayed and neutered their pet Draculas and stopped letting them free roam. Draculas don’t “need” to free roam, they do great on harnesses and enclosed pens, and free roaming opens them up to dangers from other predators and vehicle strikes, not to mention parasites, disease, fights with other Draculas and abuse from shady humans who take pot shots at them with crossbows.

I know we’re all worried about the decline of Chupacabras in North America (I haven’t seen one in the wild since 2014) but I would like to remind everyone that the BEST way to help out is to support your local Fish and Wildife Depatment or if there’s a reputable Chupacabra Rehabilitation Center they reccomed.  It’s also important to show up to city council meetings on Proposed Housing Development, as Habitat Loss is another very serious problem for Chupacabras.

Alfred, his butler, as a counterpoint.

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk