without the dark

HAPPY 20TH 🎉🎉🎉

good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media

the sick masochistic lion concerns himself with the opinions of the stupid lamb

eroticizing vampirism romanticizing vampirism

Bella BOOKS it through Volterra, across the palazzo, through a fucking fountain, & you're telling me miss "i did 60 lunges once in my life" is having this romantic albeit slightly panicked reunion? no. girl is keeled over wheezing. sweating like a hog ready for slaughter. somebody call an ambulance bc this girl in cardiac arrest. looks like suicide's back on the menu, boys

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

#my darling#do you know how happy he is???????#how long he waited to see this#how many times he thought he wouldn’t get the chance??#ever since that first book#what he really wanted to was to marry this girl#to be hers#forever#and here finally at last#he living a dream#watching this scene he’s imagined time and time again unfold before him#and i never get tired of it#tag thoughts#edward cullen

every day I punish myself by logging into this website to see posts that say “twilight would be so much better without *thing about twilight that appeals to me specifically*”

bella swan is supposed to be a quiet boring friendless loser with neglectful parents. edward cullen is supposed to be a creepy vampire with religious trauma and an anxiety disorder. they're both supposed to be repressed and bad at communicating and lame and awkward. they're supposed to fall in love too fast and too deeply. they're supposed to make terrible decisions. hello. can anybody hear me.

the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.