hi

I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

fuck you, lady

problem solved 

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

ready when you are

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death

ive always hated making money and being taken seriously