Got Any Dice?

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

we kill the bat man

i assumed this was porn

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.