Alexxandra Dreams

rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun

*winks at you with both eyes*

see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it

True

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

why am i laughing so hard

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

IM CRYING

Dead 💀