she is a bad bitch made up of magic

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

drop dead or Audrey Hepburn? stupid song or Girl's Just Flying? honeybee or Mary Janes? maggots for brains or Say My Name In Your Sleep? u + me = <3 or You Then Me Now? my way or My Regards? purple or Houses? the cure or Questions? begged or Flat Earther? what's wrong with me or You You You? less or Nothing Like Being In Love? expectations or Kingmaker? cigarette smoke or Old Fashioned?

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants