Don't be rude.

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

the queer eye guys come to my house and really beat the shit out of me. just utterly trashing me like they put a garbage can on my head and drop kick it

*yells “CUT” during a social interaction*

gay culture is never having a New Years kiss

gay culture is also having elaborate extremely specific fantasies about a new years kiss

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

I’m pretty sure that the women in the background of the third picture are looking at a “lewd” painting. They were sometimes kept by upper class homes in the 1800s. They were kept hidden behind a curtain and only viewed for *ahem* “recreational purposes”. So basically, those ladies are looking at porn while their friend blithely humours Bouffant McShinypants.

This looks like the same group of ladies who are constantly chilling laughing at men I love it

If you say the magic words when this hapens you will open the portal to another world

I expected a dog and I didn’t see one. Bad Post, OP.

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Much better. Much much better.

This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream

there was definitely an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine that gave away these secrets and it shook my adolescent world

Glad to see the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke