The wonderful world of a day dreamer

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

what’d sparkling water do to u???

it tastes like someone farted in my water

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but imma do it again because it’s funny and cute

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

I name thee, Organza

Yaaas, Organza Eleganza. You BETTA werk!

@theguyrunningsouth

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES THE WORLD

Unfriendly fucking reminder that the best predictor of mass shootings is not mental illness, but being an angry young white man who has recently experienced rejection and has easy access to guns.

Bringing this back because it makes terrible people angry. And I’ll add a note to all the people saying “But you’d have to be mentally ill to do that!”: Mental illness is, by definition, abnormal. Does “mediocre white boy is so entitled that he resorts to violence when told no” really sound particularly unusual to you?

I devoted my entire graduate studies and thesis on mass school shootings, multiple murderers, and criminal psychology and I can tell you that this is in fact completely true and is suported by an unbelievable amount of emperical, quantifiable data that I slaved over for years. 💯

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??