Kenneth Ellen Parcell headcannons
(This is just my personal cringy thoughts might fuck around and start writing fanfiction idk thou…)
He is the 7th child in his family out of 10 (if including the two who got adopted out-cannon)
His apartment is rent controlled because there used to be a old lady living there (and still lives in the closet cannonicly)
He’s very autistic but doesn’t know it
Kenneth says odd things on purpose (mostly) just because he knows no one is paying attention to what he says
He canonically knows German, Latin, and Mandarin Chinese, so he could learn any language easily including one that if you heard you would lose your mind
Kenneth lies to himself frequently
Feigning ignorance to preserve innocence (it can’t be your fault if you don’t understand and we’re just doing your job)
Kenneth is really good with guns like really good (he’s had several on the show )
He’s rather good at hunting and would rule at an impromptu paintball game taking down everyone at 30 rock John wick style and then apologize profusely
Kenneth canonically attended a military militia camp in Stone Mountain
Kenneth’s father died when he was 7 of a heart attack in front of Kenneth
Like jack mcbrayer in real life he had a collapsed lung when he was a teenager and probably thought he was gonna die like his father
He’s not the strongest but has farm strength and can dead lift alot
Kenneth can drink anyone under the table and be absolutely fine afterward
Hes not an idiot he understands when people are messing with him but he protects himself by pretending not to
Kenneth loves everyone and television so much but there are some people he can’t stand like Donny the head page and his stepfather Ron.
he has a very addictive personality and the only thing stoping him is his religion
He will do anything for anyone if they ask and has alot of struggles with saying no due to his upbringing
