Alex

ok ok hear me out: t-shirt that says "fall risk"

The true sisyphean task is untangling wired headphones

I have also encountered this monstrosity today

You have a pet cat. He eats a lot for his size. Then he just suddenly splits in two. Now you have two cats.

Meowtosis

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

I'm sorry I didn't answer your call, but robocallers spoofing numbers have rendered unknown phone numbers completely unreliable to answer, and I'm sorry I didn't see your text, but spoofed numbers sending links with viruses in them have made sms just as bad as (if not worse than) email before good spam filtering

if you want to get in touch please consider sending a courier on horseback or perhaps contacting me through the orb

I love when hardcore Harry Potter fans try to insult people by calling them “muggle” and “mudblood”. not only is your vitriol toothless and comical, it’s also establishing you as one of the bad guys…?

[ID: tags that read "#oh no don't be fantasy racist at me #whatever shall I do" /end ID]

You’ll not regret: sound on

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

ʍoǝɯ

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

Is this why women aren’t allowed to have pockets anymore?

what do red pandas even do