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@alesofthephilosopherstoned

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βI asked chatgptβ well I journeyed to Rivendell to seek council of Elrond Half-Elven, wise among men and wizards alike, and he invited me to a meeting with representatives of all the free peoples of Middle Earth. It turns out that my trouble is but part of the trouble of all the world, the origins of which lie in earlier, grander agesβbut none of us stand alone!
If no one is coming to save you that also means no one is coming to stop you either.

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i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me
i need you to know i think about this video like every week
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
this is killing me it's so cute
@funnier-when-objectum
does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

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white knuckling the bathroom sink. people like me. i should take them at their word. i should look at their actions and believe it.
Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.
bigender ryan gosling ftw
I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW πππβ¨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

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You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
[ID: image 1 and 2: text from an article titled: What is a micro-retirement? Inside the latest Gen Z trend
Micro-retirements might impact your financial future and career progression but DIFTP
While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro-retirements involve taking a one to two-week break from work every 12 to 18 months.
image three: an edited comic panel of two cats talking to each other. the first approaches the other to say "i think this micro-retirement might impact your financial future and career progression"
the second responds, with a smile and a blank stare. it says "you mean the fucking annual 1-2 week vacation?"
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