RAGEY

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Squiddo: You have an arrow in your forehead! Directly- (laughs) it's like a third eye!

Wifies: The arrow starts quivering when the danger gets close...

Squiddo: It's sort of like a unicorn horn, actually.

Wifies: Exactly.

Squiddo: (giggles)

wifies: Mountain dew 😞 gone are the days of the MLG 360 no scope now I dont drink mountain dew but I'll tell you a funny story Back when I was in high school and to this day I never drank caffeine/coffee I dont like the idea of relying on something external to wake me up and I wanted to be able to do it myself that being said there were some days where I had to wake up early and lock in like the SAT for those who know... The SAT runs mad early and on WEEKENDS iirc, so when I first had to take the SAT I had to wake up way earlier than usual and I was so tired but ofc I wanted to do well so I decided...  I would take caffeine and the drink of choice that I chose was Mountain Dew. I was also hoping the insane sugar rush would keep me awake So I got my parents to take me to the local pharmacy and I bought mountain dew and I filled my water bottle with it Now the SAT went all well and good but that's not where our story ends A little while later during the school year, there was another morning where I had a test that day but I was REALLY tired cause I couldnt sleep so guess what I got Mountain Dew Now this time was different... for some exposition for those who have never had a botteled mountain dew, this drink is a little... carbonated just like a coke or any fizzy drink And if anyone has ever shook a fizzy soda before and taken off the cap or mixed coke with mentos you know what happens Well let me tell you what happened... I was sitting in my first period english class, with one of my best friends and I was feeling a little tired So I whipped out the mountain dew Unaware that for the past 30 minutes as I was driving and walking to school, it had been shaking in my backpack I put it on my desk Untighten the cap to take a drink AND A GIANT STREAM OF MOUNTAIN DEW SHOOTS INTO THE AIR AND HITS THE CEILING like a volcano ERUPTING in the middle of class litterally hit the ceiling it was hte most shameful moment of my junior year career it then landed all over the floor and I had to wipe it up BUT THE STORY DOESNT END THERE Because in second period BC Calculus I was telling another one of my good friends about the same incident that just occured And I pull out the mountain dew bottle and explain to him what happened And he goes "like this?" And undoes the cap a little AND IT BLASTS HIM IN THE FACE a giant stream of mountain dew hits him in the face and also lands ON ME AGAIN So now his hair and clothes are covered in mountain dew and so are my clothes and SHOES AGAIN and if anyone has ever walked on a soda covered floor you know how horrible the sticky feeling on sneakers is And I come back and he was like "I guess I shouldve expected that" so I have to go the bathroom. AGAIN to wash up Anyway I don't drink mountain dew anymore but not because of that I just think there's too much sugar The end

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wifies likes fluxarata yaoi everyone pretend to be shocked

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