Ale

Same way we got from "never tell anyone on the internet your real name or where you live" to "let us sell all of your personal data to advertisers for cash money."

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

Is this the faschism in a gay hat I've been hearing about?

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

The steps of my usual creative process

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

you... made accessibility gear for a cat. I LOVE this. 10/10. Improving the life of a family member via your skill!

@littlegreenhouseplant

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

Greek philosophers be like

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

"I may choose to kneel recreationally but your name is not on my collar" sounds like a line from a movie about a stubbornly loyal Tibettan Mastiff telling the new owner to go kiss his ass.