Dragon Hoard

Bnha Animals +

Aizawa/ Panther, Eri/ Goat, Nejire/ Gazelle, Mirio/ Golden Retriever, Tamaki/ Snow Leopard, Fatgum/ Blakiston Fish Owl, Sir Nighteye/Cat. 

The thought of Enji finding out in the most... mundane way possible is hilarious?? Driving home just screaming to himself after All Might accidentally walks out of the office in his Small Might form. Endeavor is no idiot , he can connect the dots. Endeavor missed the office memo that EVERY other teacher was aware of though. 

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”