and the curtains open once more.

we should be filled with more goo i think

@aldriix oneirodynia

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

Character who requires an audience. Character with a pathological need to be witnessed. Itching for someone, anyone to perform to, if only for a moment longer, because when the warm embrace of the stage lights vanishes as they flicker out and the show is over, there is no one between them and the mirror. Nothing to break the frigid, silent condemnation of the reflection held within.

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Everyone please you must give your loop plush a little pat on the head! They just need a little pat pat on their big ass spikey head 🥺

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

plucked an appleberry

youre a sick fuck

plucks you next

staying up too late will have you thinking shit like waow what if The Character was covered in blood. im certain nobody has conceived of this before. look everyone this joker thinks he deserves a nobel prize for imagining some red goo

posts funnier with timestamps on

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.