ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead
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by talos this canโt be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this canโt be happening and iโve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this canโt be happening
the phrase by talos this canโt be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Hereโs the post theyโre referring to for context
Oh. Skyrim husband.
I was about thirteen when the slime craze went around, and because I have adhd my mom thought that it might help me calm down and pay attention in class. Obviously, I fucked it. It was the kind you get at the dollar store, bright orange, and it came in a little plastic tub with a biohazard symbol on it. It dyed my dick bright orange too, and I thought something was wrong so I told my parents- Not what I had done, but what had happened because of it- and was taken to the emergency room. About 3k down the drain because of my slime dicking, and I still haven't told them. I'm orzhov with a slight leaning towards red, btw. Hope you have a good day! <3
anon where do i even start with this one
i don't trust anything i read on this site because i once saw the quote 'the moon knows that we're in love' and thought it was pretty and when i looked it up i discovered that it came from a louis/harry one direction fanfiction which caused me to almost have a stroke
Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as
โข The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer
โข Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites
โข The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash
โข A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month
thereโs a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day
players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it
there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a โhiddenโ (used loosely) shop that you could use in the siteโs battle feature to turn your opponentโs neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly
Letโs not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????
Thereโs a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar
They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets
The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left
Im sorry the halloween event where what
Neopets Sam and Dean
i. what?
Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldnโt be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog
Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)
There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponentโs expensive precious painted pet into a Chia
There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponentโs potentially very expensive weapon
There was once Neopets mobileโฆbefore the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and thereโs still no way to access it
The avatar that took users three years to figure out after itโs release because of the ridiculously specific requirements
The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce Forsythย
An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.
The Neoapocalypseโฆ Justโฆ All of it
Neopets has a stock market, this one used to work as real life Stock Markets do, which lead to players coming together and all investing on the same stock in order to inflate itโs prize and gain a lot of money, yes, this was way before Reddit did it in real life. The Neopian Stock Market is now randomized instead of based in playerโs investments
Thereโs a Neopets Black Market in which you pay real actual money to get rare items, usually unchanged Neopets that didnโt went through the UI update, which are considered the highest Rarity in the game
Lutari Island was a Neopian city, this one was only available through the mobile game however, and now the place is unreachable
Just to be clear, this one is a rumor within the fandom, but apparently one of the TNT (The Neopets Team, pretty much the staff) jobs was actively looking for and DMCA'ing Neopets not sfw content, as far as I am aware, this has slowed down/completely stopped after the staff change that caused the Neoapocalypse.
Not only does Neopets have a complex economy with inflation, stock markets, gambling, investing and trading but it also had an economic crash, which lead to stores going from allowing objects max prize to be from 99.999 to 999.999

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Adรจle Haenel in House of Tolerance (Bertrand Bonello, 2011)
I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:
How about you guys?
(20 + 40) + (8+7)
(48 + 2) + (27 - 2) ๐ค
apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?
love wins
Kings
This is ideal
This is honestly the ideal life.
Six Times You Knew What Everyone Was Thinking (and one time you didnโt):
1.
The King sits you down with his other two advisors, has you close your eyes, puts a hat on each of your heads. The hats will be either red or white, he says, with at least one red one. The first to speak up and name the color of their own hat wins the prize.
You open your eyes, see the other two advisors both with red hats staring at you. You all study each other, thinking. Silence. Silence. No one coming to a conclusion.
Ah, but in their silence it is obvious: if your hat were white, surely one of them would have figured it out already. Your hats all are red, of course.
2.
You pass through a tunnel in a group of n where n>2 friends, wind blowing through your hair; you emerge from the darkness to see each of your friends with a smudge of soot on their foreheads. You laugh. You cannot help but laugh. They look hilarious! The moment they realize they have a smudge of soot on their foreheads, they will wipe it clean, of course, but for now all of you are laughing. You all will keep laughing as long as there is a spot of soot left to be seen.
You think, How inseparable you are from your friends, how your minds all work according to the same rules of logic! You can imagine what they are all thinking, right now, in their laughter; and they of you; and you are imaging them imagining you and so on ad infinitum. You watch them laughing and are looking into a hall of mirrors.
You think this is what knowing is.
In any case, so long as your minds all tick along at sufficiently different speeds, eventually, your faces will all be clean.
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you keep sending assassins to kill me but every single one falls in love with me
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Thank you. Thank you for this.
ALL ๐๐พ OF ๐๐พ THEM ๐๐พ
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
Women.

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*finished crying* god Iโm hot
Incredibly couloured ivy on National Museum in Wroclaw, Poland taken by Anna Kowalรณw.