HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

my apologies mr mama

Even a master like David Lynch can have continuity errors. In this shot of Leland Palmer looking in the mirror, the reflection shows Bob, a different character entirely. Oops!

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

LESS THAN AN HOUR

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

demntist

Didn't mean to use that picture

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game