I Am My Own Muse

do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate

i’m glad this is the post of mine to get a degree of notes, fuck yeah friends

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

i think everyone should thank Siobhan Thompson and give her 100 million dollars for her performance of Contesse Madelaine d’Artois and having some fun positive polyamorous sapphic sex representation happy pride

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

connor storrie really took ilya being 9 inches to heart because every time we see ilya jerking it that arm has the range of motion of a man trying to crank a lawnmower that’s been sitting in the garage for 3 months…..i see your character work mr storrie i see those wide gratuitous strokes

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me