Need the web denizens from outside of Instagram to know about the Deltarune fan cafe in Toronto that (among other bad things) gave a bunch of attendees food poisoning from fucking takoyaki of all things.
I keep getting jumpscared by people talking about this event lol
Other than the annoying multi hour long line and the lack of ketchup or salt for the fries I ordered (wasn’t able to eat them because that), it was still fun in my experience. I only really learned just how bad things were from other people talking about it online after the fact. I feel bad for the person at my table who ate multiple servings of the takoyaki though…
(I did feel really sick afterwards but I think that was from something else)
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“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.
“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.
“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.
“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
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This is all of my Adventure Time AU in chronological story order. Thanks to my friend for proof-read.
Act I: Prismo and Betty
This takes some time after the events of F&C. Prismo and Scrabby inhabit the TR(TimeRoom) and Golbetty has gotten restless with her time in space. She decides to reach out to other multiversal beings, but no one wants to associate with Golb. She finally finds someone that puts up with her ..that being the Wishmaster.
Prismo is scared of Golbetty at first, especially Scrabby since he has a little bit of history with her. He scurries off or hides behind Prismo when she is in the TR. To Scrabbys surprise, Pris and Betty hit it off and become good friends. They find they have something in common, which is their “human” past. Theyre both mortals turned to immortals.
The duo start off by drinking and making fanfics together, but then Betty proposes the idea of making these fics “real”. Prismo is hesitant at first but lately he doesn’t mind breaking the rules.
At first they visit universes that Prismo considers safe. They treat them like vacations, and a lot of these worlds do not have the typical AT characters. Theyre peaceful docile places. Prismo gets daring, telling Betty that he wants to feel alive again. The two of them agree to visit a dangerous world, the Vampire Kingdom.
Notes:
- Betty chose her physical form to look like magic Betty because she felt it would be strange to appear as she normally did in the past.
- Prismos physical form is what he looked like as a younger human. He thought it would be more fitting for the “adventure”. Also.. He hates how clothing feels on him, so the see-through garments suffice.
- Scrabby is not happy about their friendship. He feels that Prismo has gotten even lazier, foregoing his Wishmaster responsibilities and even worse, ignoring him. The scarab thought he found someone that was happy to spend time with him for the first time, But feels like he has gone back to being the “forgotten” one.
EP II: Vampire Kingdom
Once Pris and Betty teleport here, theyre immediately caught off guard by a group of vampires that whisk Prismo away and the two are separated. Betty gets surprised by a starved vampire!Simon, who at first doesnt recognize her until he gets a good look at her face.
He refuses to believe its actually Betty and rather a wizard attempting to play tricks on him. Marcy calls his name and he flys away, leaving Betty stunned.
The vampire world is an AU where Vampires take over, but Simon never died and was able to stay with Marcy. Marcy isnt evil here. Simons crown was stolen before he could make a complete transformation into IceKing, and his sanity was kept in part to Marcy turning him to save him from a group of hungry vampires. One curse was replaced with another.
Marcy was turned at a younger age by the VK, but Simon saved her by scratching at the VKs eye (his face scar). Even though the King is furious at Simon for this, he thinks it is more amusing to keep Simon alive and suffering from vampirism. Vampires are starved in this world just like “The Star” episode, but Simon proposes the idea to wrangle human (and animal) survivors and keep them on a reserve to supply the Vampires with a food source. He inevitably becomes the person in charge of the Blood farms. Keep in mind, Simon did this to save humans, otherwise they would have been hunted to extinction.
Unlike the safe worlds PrisBetty visited, this world has most of the original cast in them. Finn is a survivor of the Blood Farms, swearing to kill Simon who he believes imprisoned him in there (which.. is true). The farm is surrounded by booby traps all around the perimeter, no one can get in or out without some level of flying.
Finn always managed to get close to escaping But eventually gets caught in one of the traps. The last attempt caused him to cut his own arm off to be freed and helped by Huntress Wizard. She is one of the few wizards to help the freedom fighters, a band of humans and candy people led by Commander PB. Wizards are hated by Vampires since theyre the few beings that can overpower them. They try to stay out of each others business But huntress is an exception as she feels that the vampires are disrupting the balance of nature.
The Candy Kingdom is fortress walled with wooden spikes and garlic (I thought it would be silly Lol). PBs armor consists of wooden stakes and reminiscent of Golb who she is a follower of. She has access to the Enchiridion and sees Golb as a being that she should harness the power of if the vampires happen to overwhelm her people someday.
The end of the story would involve PrisBetty helping Simon overthrow the VK after Marcy discovers the vampires ability to “drink red” instead of blood. They team up with the help of PB and Huntress. Simon never truly reconciles with Betty as his defense mechanism is to push any feelings of his past away. But he does have a newfound respect for her and tells her to visit him again. Simon will assume the role of Vampire King and free the humans afterward.
Notes:
- Simon is the only vampire dressing in traditionally “Dracula” clothes. Because hes a nerd and thinks its fitting.
- Marcy is raised by Simon here instead of VK, so she is a lot kinder and sympathetic to the humans and candy kingdom (even if she doesnt show it for a while).
EP III: Winter Kingdom
After the Vampire world, Prismo and Betty decide their adventuring is “complete” and attempt to teleport back to the Time Room with Prismos magic. This doesnt work out. Turns out, their human forms have been draining their magic slowly, making it so that they need to find a magical item to recharge. This being the Enchiridion.
This is a totally different world than (Canon) Winter Kings as obviously he is alive here.
Ooo has been mysteriously frozen over and put into an eternal Ice Age. There is hardly any life (apart from immortal beings and those resistant to the temperatures) so hardly anyone lives on the surface. Prismo automatically assumes WK is responsible, but Betty refuses to believe Simon would be the cause of this destruction. WK has a much larger kingdom with a variety of ice people, a lot of them more human-like in appearance. It seems like he is trying to mirror a human society.
Here WK has Bettys skeleton and attempting to use the cloning machine he has in F&C to clone a “real” Betty (which is why he doesnt have an ice clone of her).
The backstory of this WK mirrors my au version of him.
Prismo and Betty are briefly separated and I wont go into too much detail on the story. Betty gets the “safe” tour of the kingdom by WK and Prismo is left to wander in search for the Enchiridion. He starts to see things that point to a darker scene (fire people fighting ice soldiers, lack of any plant life, and ice clones of people who no longer exist). At the same time, Betty is off-put by WKs controlling nature. He reveals to her that he has been in a 100-year war with the Fire Kingdom “who destroy everything” with their flames, while ice “preserves it”. Betty is shocked to see the extent of destruction the Ice Kingdom has caused to Ooo and manages to slip away to do her own investigating. She eventually ends up in the room Bettys corpse is kept, which is the only place that WK allows plant life to grow. The Enchiridion was sitting on skeleton Bettys lap.
The two of them engage in a fight where he details his plan for her and Ooo.
Prismo manages to save her at the end of it. Up until this point hes been a pacifist in the story. They use the Enchiridion to teleport home and they end up.. not there.
Notes:
- I had a bonus page where Scrabby is reacting to PrisBetty not arriving back in the Time Room. He thinks they didnt teleport back on purpose.
- This page also has WK grabbing Bettys ankle right as she teleports. I was going to have WK teleport with them so there was some kind of threat. I am not sure yet.
- The fight scene was supposed to be a lot longer with Betty having the upperhand at first, But I didnt want to draw all of it.
- Winters appearance slowly turns back into Simon when separated from the magic crown.
EP IV: Back Home
They end up in Ooo where the magic teleported them into the sky, making them fall a great distance. They are a little injured, but Betty is mostly shaken by her experience in the Winter world. She redirects this into frustration at Prismo for not teleporting them to the correct place and that they would need to search another “sucky universe”.
Prismo is frustrated and goes off on his own to find another magical object. Betty stays put in the forest. When looking up, Prismo realizes the universe they teleported to was actually the main Ooo upon seeing the floating human city. He rushes back to where Betty was sitting, telling her to go find her Simon here in Ooo, that he knew that he had the Enchiridion in his closet. Betty refuses, knowing that she already said goodbye to Simon years ago and him seeing her again will only hurt him.
Prismo is annoyed at this but walks off, and Betty wanders around the forest until she encounters one of the transport boats that take people up to the city. In her reluctance, she hitches a ride. Meanwhile Prismo reaches a graveyard on the outskirts of the woods, he hides in the bushes and sees a familiar person, Finn, walking up and leaving a bouquet of flowers at the grave.
When Betty makes it up to the city, she explores for a bit before approaching Simon (who is signing a childs book). Before she could say anything, she covers her face with her hat and speeds off. He is at first confused by this but is immediately distracted by the kid again.
Betty is in shock and retreats onto the boat leading her back down to land. She eventually catches up to Prismo, who is kneeling over Jakes grave. She attempts to comfort him, but the words fall short. He asks her if she visited Simon, but Betty says she couldnt do it. At this point Prismo feels like he wasted his time in the Time Room when he could have been spending it in his human form visiting Jake. He remained trapped in the TR unable to spend time with the mortals he built connections with. He feels that Betty is going to suffer the same regret he feels after Simon inevitably dies.
In a turn of events, Prismo places his hand on the grave and it teleports them back into the Time Room. They are amazed by this, Jakes grave acted like a magical object would have. They temporarily celebrate before Betty is impaled by an angry Scrabby.
Bettys human form is heavily injured as Prismo and the Scarab fight in several rooms. Scrabby tells him that he alerted the auditors about their misdeeds. That they will both be locked away for thousands of years or perhaps forever just like he was trapped in the Time Room.
Prismo temporarily subdues Scrabby and goes back to the main room where Betty is. This is where he turns her into a fox to keep her hidden, and promises that her memories are all stored in her body dormant in Golb (Like how Prismos form is dormant in the Time Room).
Fox!Betty wakes up in Ooo, no memories, a feeling of disconnect from her body, and hungry.
End of Act 1
Act II is all about Bettys life as a fox in Ooo. Its a lot calmer and slow burn in comparison to Act I. Upon landing in Ooo, fox!Betty encounters posters advertising Simons* sci-fi series Casper and Nova. She is convinced he is knowledgeable about space because a talking dog told her he was.
*EDIT: Someone pointed out that C&N was written by Astrid (it is implied heavily). Pretend the posters are the two of them working together, maybe Simon helping Astrid write them since she is just a kid.
She starts pestering Simon at one of his book signings and he already dislikes foxes because earlier in the week, a band of them stole his draft for an upcoming book. Betty proposes that she will find the notes and return them to him if she can have a place to stay (Even though he says no, she crashes at his place anyway).
I thought about Simon giving Betty a nickname so that she isnt just referred to as “fox”, so she is “Sunny” since she really likes when he makes sunny-side up eggs. She really likes eggs as a fox that is her quirk.
Update 1/21/24: Sunny encounters Simon after breaking into his home and snooping around for clues. Simon ambushes her in the Golb ritual room, assuming she has come to steal the Enchiridion. Sunny explains herself and claims that she can get Simons draft back from the fox thieves. They go on an “adventure”. It is revealed that fox!Betty can transform into Betty only when unconscious/sleeping. Simon wakes up next to her but assumes he is hallucinating..
Post about Simon and fox!Bettys dynamic.
I couldnt fit all images into this post as there is a 10 photo limit. I decided to link additional photos to underlined text. If you want further context, check those out. I love reading others AUs and was inspired to do my own. Any questions can be left in comment. Thanks for read..!
After a lot of digging, I think I found all of the currently available GF Fanzines. Huge thanks to @hkthatgffan and @gffanprojects for having archived most of these already. If anyone knows of any others that are still/currently available, please let me know!
Available for Purchase (Digital Download)
Fordean Fixation - a Ford fanart zine by @sovonight
Gravity Falls Teenagers Zine - a fanart zine focusing on Dipcifica and the teenagers of Gravity Falls by @sharkbomb
Over the Gravity Falls Zine - a crossover fanzine featuring the characters of Over the Garden Wall and Gravity Falls. Also available on the Internet Archive for viewing or free digital download here
Available for Free Digital Download
From the Desk of Fiddleford H. McGucket - a fanzine celebrating Fiddleford McGucket
Gravity Falls x Reader Zine - a suggestive/nsfw zine focusing on various Gravity Falls characters romancing the reader-insert
Mabel & Wendy Trans Comics Zine - a printer-formatted zine centering on Mabel and Wendy bonding over being trans by @gin-juice-tonic
Pacifica's Guide to Lesbians - another zine by @gin-juice-tonic, focusing on Pacifica's experiences as a lesbian
Parallel Station Zine - a fanzine celebrating community AUs through the Axolotl's television
Sea Grunkles International Cryptids Zine - a fanzine featuring Stan and Ford in their adventures across the globe after the events of the show
Strange Summer: A Dibper Fanzine - a crossover fanzine focusing on Dib (Invader Zim) and Dipper experiencing summer in Gravity Falls
Trans Grunkle Stan Zine - a printer-formatted zine featuring comics of Stan's experiences as a trans man by @gin-juice-tonic
Until the End of Time: A Billford Zine - a fanzine celebrating the monstrous queerness and queer monstrosity in Billford
Why Dipper is Trans Zine - another printer-formatted zine by @gin-juice-tonic, featuring the story of Dipper realizing he could be transgender
Available on the Internet Archive (Viewable and Downloadable)
Chasing Rainbows Zine - a fanzine focusing on the dreams and goals of Gravity Falls characters
Epilogue: A Gravity Falls Lost Legends Zine - a fanzine in honor of the release of the Lost Legends book
Gravity Falls 10 Years Later Zine - a fanzine celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the release of Gravity Falls
Gravity Falls: Road Trip Zine - a fanzine themed around Gravity Falls characters road tripping
Not Your Puppets Zine - a fanzine focusing on the characters of Gravity Falls and their experiences with abuse and trauma
Seasons: A Gravity Falls Zine - a fanzine centered around the Pines family hanging out in the different seasons of the year
So Many Falls!: A Gravity Falls AU Zine - a fanzine showcasing a large variety of fan-made AUs in the Gravity Falls fandom
Summer Memories Zine - a fanzine created to commemorate the ending of the series and as a thank you to the team that made it
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Like, there is not a single book on Fiddleford’s side of the bed. Fiddleford, the “young but brilliant mechanic” hardly ever looked at a book. Fiddleford didn’t need to be super-studious, if anything, he probably just looked at a page once and had it memorized.
Like, I could just picture Ford, surrounding by thick-ass textbooks sparwled on his bed, staring at a Physics problem for hours on end, not able to figure out where he went wrong, only for Fiddleford to waltz in, take one look over Ford’s shoulder, and say “Oh. X=12.” And then Fidds would just jump in bed and fall asleep on contact, while Ford stutters and gaps at the problem like a fish.
Of course, after many hours of staying up trying to figure it out himself, Ford would eventually give up and just write in the answer, and turn it in for the A, because quite frankly, it is now 7 a.m. and class starts in 30 minutes.
Fiddleford was probably that student who missed every other class to smoke pot and play the banjo, only showed up on exam days (late, of course) and still ended up turning the exam in before everyone else, with a nearly perfect score every time.
At first, Ford would totally be infuriated. Like Who the hell is this hillbilly who hardly tries? He’s the only one who does better than me in all of our classes. I work too hard not to be number one because Ford works harder than anyone at Backupsmore, and it’s so frustrating to not be at the top of his classes.
And he’s try to be mad at Fiddleford, but the guy’s just so damn likable, and soon enough, the strum of his roommate absent-mindedly playing the banjo becomes white noise that helps Ford laser-focus on his studies.
But the competitive streak is still there. And soon, there comes a day when Ford decides this is the test where I get a higher grade than Fidds. He spends two nights in a row awake, memorizing formulas and scientific theories. It’s driving him insane, and Fiddleford, for once, decides to stay up late with him instead of going straight to sleep like he usually does.
While Fidds usually just collapses on the bed and can’t be woken for 10 hours, this time he sees the bags under Ford’s eyes, and he knows that if Ford falls asleep he could miss this exam. So, he stays up all night, talking with him to keep him awake, bringing him coffee, and playing the banjo to help Ford focus (eh, it’s a pun)
The next day, Stanford is jerky and twitchy, with 20+ cups of strong coffee in his system. He takes the tests and sometimes he draws a blank, but all-in-all, he thinks he might have gotten a pretty high score.
Fidds on the other hand, was never used to staying up late for anything but weekend parties, and fell asleep halfway through the exam. He woke up in the last 5 minutes of class, and scrambled to finish it, turning it in at the last second, one minute before Ford.
When they get the tests back, Fidds has a 98.
Ford has a 99.
Fidds congratulated Ford, and hugged him tight. He sure was proud.
—
Over 10 years later, Stanley would be going through Ford’s filing cabinet, trying to find his bearings in a strange new house. After all, if he’s going to pretend to be Poindexter, he should know where the guy’s ID and everything is. In a dusty yellow folder holding Ford’s birth certificate, medical records and SS card, Stan finds three other things.
First, a photo of Stan and Ford as children, smiling on the beach. Stan would place this next to the mirror where he would get ready to run the Murder Hut everyday.
Second, a photo of some toothpick of a pan with dirty blonde hair. The man is topless, dons circular glasses on the tip of his large nose, and is blushing away from the camera with an ear-to-ear smile on his face, as though he’s trying to evade the camera’s shutter as he sits on a bed, bathing in morning’s first light streaming through the window.
Third, is an old Physics test, with a 99 in red ink in the upper right corner.
