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if you put notes at the end of the book and not directly under the text you should kill yourself

Tiktok is banned. If you need me you can catch me neck deep in ao3 to a degree I have never been neck deep in ao3 before

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

Why, yes, I did buy two new history books knowing damn well I have two sitting at home that I haven't read. Your point?

(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

the thing about getting a degree in the humanities is that you don't have a career path fixed from the beginning. Which is a good thing but it also sucks because you take that high school graduate career choice panic and postpone it to a bachelor's graduate panic and then you postpone it again to a master's graduate panic and then you're out of options because either you postpone it again and pursue a phd or you finally make a decision even though you still feel like a child with no idea which field to go into and you're an expert in a specific field of literature or dialectology or a history period or smth and there are zero jobs with that requirement

hot girl summer? no. lonely history major summer

it just dawned on me that maybe just *maybe* studying history when I don’t have the attention span to read more than three words at a time was a bad idea

Who needs tv when you have the footnotes of history books where the writers keep having an argument with each other in their respective books

My history degree is useless for everything but dreading what comes next

One day you're a sweet innocent child watching horrible histories and reading Rick Riordan then BAM you're a university student with a non-existent sleep schedule and you're crying over a badly annotated copy of the Odyssey and some barely legible charters from the Middle Ages