imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

I mean flying once a month is better than how much I can currently fly

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

thinking about developing a social skill soon

how’s it going?

Lex Luthor hates Superman the same way Homer Simpson hates Ned Flanders.

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Fortune teller: what the fuck

giving a fortune teller a 2 is like giving an empath a yes

Exactly lol

Fortune teller: what the fuck

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh