party rock is in the housee tonight :D
IT DEFINITELY IS
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party rock is in the housee tonight :D
IT DEFINITELY IS
last night was a movie

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“Shut up or she’ll hear you.” “Why are you so afraid? She’s just a librarian and we’re super villains.” “Idiot she’s not a librarian. She’s The Librarian. Irritate her and she can throw you into any fictional world she’s read. And believe me, she's read a lot.”
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you should clean your room I'm not saying that you have to I'm just saying you were thinking about cleaning your room and yeah you should probably clean your room (I wrote this post for myself it's a callout post I should clean my room)
but it's so much work
hm, yeah it is a lot of work. it's very hard for me to get up and start cleaning things. maybe it'll help if I prioritize an order of operations of some sort
remove all things that are trash, empty food containers, cans, etc, and put them in a trash bag/recycling
move all laundry items to a laundry basket
take any dishes or silverware and exit the room to put those either in the sink or the dishwasher, and while you are leaving your room, you can also take out your trash bag if it is full
at this point your room is clean and good, anything extra is bonus, such as organizing, and if feeling creative, decorating!
trash, laundry, take things out of room, then decorating if you're feeling it. I'll give it a shot
wow. uh, rooms clean. that was a lot faster than normal
Ive rebranded. Been through a bad situationship & back. Hello again, tumblr.
every human can trace their lineage back to the same two people & I think that's a beautiful thing 💫
Stories should have in-universe clichés and stereotypes. A teenage dragon rider who gets a dragon who will be his steed for life and is a solid inky black and immediately names her Midnight. He then immediately encounters someone who sees his steed who goes "lmao please don't tell me you're one of those young riders who gets a dark-colour dragon and immediately names it Darkness or Midnight or something, and starts acting like being dark and broody has been their whole thing their whole life."
And he immediately scrambles back like "oh no of course not that's cringe, her name is - uh - Daisy."
Meanwhile the Morbid Broody Dark Gothy One is bonded with a bright dandelion yellow dragon, naming her steed Sulfur and then revamps her whole aesthetic into a black-and-yellow Toxins, Poisons And Venoms -theme.
Wings and scales 🖤🤍
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Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option
there is an entire movie series dedicated to explaining why we do not reanimate dinosaurs
are you suggesting necromancers were behind jurassic park
Everyone acting like the Dinosaurs were the Problem in Jurassic Park seems to have forgotten that all of their problems traced back to the fact that their entire IT Network was a single-point-of-failure system, a single underpaid SysAdmin who intentionally sabotaged the park for profit.
PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES
The only reason the system had a single point of failure was cost cutting. This was never going to end well because the man running it did not actually care about doing things the right way.
Yea exactly. I guess most folks didn’t read Michael Crichton’s entire bibliography like I did, so the fact that literally every plot of his can be boiled down to “Private Enterprise cannot be trusted to operate in secret without Public Oversight” got glossed over in favor of sexy Jeff Goldblum’s “Life uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Finds A Way”
Given how popular neoliberal deregulation has been since the USSR collapsed, that shouldn’t keep surprising me. And yet.
So it’s fine to resurrect dinosaur skeletons if i pay my crypt acolytes a union wage got it
Finally! Someone capable of listening!
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“How dare you findom my squire?” - The Paladin to the Wizard
For the last time, he is paying me to summon fiends for him to spar against! Reagents are expensive! It is not weird for him to emerge from my tent in the early hours of the morning sweaty, penniless, and covered in cuts and bruises! He is just very diligent! You should be proud!
ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho
this image made me quit my job.
I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.
This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together
thats love baby!!
TUMBLR STORY TIME.
I volunteer for my local shelter and when the weather's good, we do a free vaccine clinic every Friday. Free distemper, free rabies, cats and dogs. We hand out free food from the pet pantry, we give people leashes and collars, we do whatever we can to keep people's animals at home and healthy. Every animal that can stay home and be fed and be vaccinated is an animal that we can keep out of the shelter.
We get all kinds of folks, sometimes we even get backyard breeders but we don't do any judgment, because we want people to come and get their dogs vaccinated, because one parvo case costs $7000+ and the whole year of Parvo vaccines for hundreds of dogs costs less. It's just harm reduction, everything we do is harm reduction.
So anyway, this one day this woman comes up to the vax clinic and she is high as fuckin' hell, just obliterated fucked up, smoking a joint in line, and she has this TINY pibble puppy with her, maaaaybe four weeks old. This thing is so fuckin tiny and wormy and lethargic, and she's like, "Hey I heard I can get her shots." and we're like, oh fuck this puppy is gonna die. Like straight up, we were all like, fuck that dog is gonna die. So we gave her wormer, we gave the first distemper shot, and I put together a whole care package: wormer to take home, puppy milk replacer, puppy wet food, a leash, a harness, some blankets, toys, we gave her instructions on how to get the puppy eating food, and we told her to come back in 3 weeks for the follow up vaccine. And we were all like, well fuck, that puppy's gonna die, goddamnit, that's so fucked up. But you know, we did our best, and we hoped we'd see her again.
And in three weeks, you guys, she showed up. And she was still high, but like, half-high this time. Smoking a cigartte in line but like, could focus, could ask and answer questions. And she'd taught that tiny puppy how to SIT and had her walking on a leash. We found out that it took her three buses to get to the clinic, and she told us all about how she got the puppy eating right, got her stool solid, she was taking her on walks... The puppy looked so good, you guys. I almost cried, it was so big. Really happy puppy. At the end of the visit, we were like, ok, see you in three more weeks for the next distemper.
So three weeks later, she shows up, and she's sober, and she told us, "You know, I was really fucked up the day I bought that puppy, I wasn't sure I was going to live, and I bought that puppy and she was too young, and I didn't know what I was doing but y'all were so nice to me, and you helped me so much, and I knew that I had to give this puppy the best life I could, so I moved back in with my grandma, and I'm getting clean, and I'm on methadone, and I'm going to rehab next week, and when I get back, I'll come back and visit you guys again."
So I just wanna say. Sometimes it's hard to find a reason to get clean for yourself. Sometimes you gotta do it for a little critter that depends on you.
All it ever does is rain, Christophe Jarcot