hoowee

don’t kill yourselves theres too few freaks in the world as it is

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

opening a tab to google something and immediately entering a state of tranquility and utter bliss as i forget every thought ive ever fucking had

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

pistachios are a classic "two bowls" kind of snack

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

Give me 100k if you like me

yo mista white what are we bitch.

I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..