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jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days