Communist Sex Tips

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"Into every generation a Slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a Chosen One. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the bourgeoise, liberate the working class and free you from your sexual inhibitions. She is the Slayer".

Whoa.

"[...] our conception of art is too sensual to refuse it an influence on the fate of society. We believe that the supreme task of art in our epoch is to take part actively and seductively in the preparation of the revolution. But the artist cannot serve the struggle for freedom unless he subjectively assimilates its sexual content, unless he feels in his very loins its meaning and drama and freely seeks to give his own carnal knowledge in his art."

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