all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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todays bird
we're not kids anymore.

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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
IT JUST WONT DIE IT KEEPS COMING BACK
what in the world could i have pinned for this to happen
its ok
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i donât want the worm to see me

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Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
The illusion of choice
sibling tomfoolery
(tho using magic like that is not Hecate approved đ)
self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb
happy glorious 25th of may

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
sea shanty themes
hearing an old man saying something
Captainâs an asshole
Captainâs awesome (same captain)
first mate sucks
whiskey
the girls out here
the girls back home
ship is terrible
ship is great
Cape Horn
seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
want to go home
did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
beach party
rolling, heaving, hauling
where weâre bound
sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
stormy weather but weâre together
setting out to sea
coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
too much whiskey
punishing naughty crewmen
Let Me Tell You About This Guy
Goodbye!
Hello!
let us bother this fellow
oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
befriended an animal, call my parents if you donât believe me!
you ever been to Place?
I have been grievously misled
sailors gotta sail
letâs get this bread, boys
donât forget your old shipmate
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
If you havenât read the âBunsen and Beakerâs relationshipâ article on the Muppet Wiki youâre missing out on a great summary of how the two have canonically gone from âcould be read as gay but probably not intentionallyâ to âweâre not even pretending these two are straightâ over the years. these arenât even half of the entries btw
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why wonât anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
Iâm sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc thereâs always someone in the notes insisting weâre all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldnât assume youâre going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
her pussy
OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.
get back here and share that with the class
has anyone drawn this with Shane & Ilya yet
Op the vision is hilarious, you win

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rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think
I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.
The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.
Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.
When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.
I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.
After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.